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~ Scrapbook: Offbeat Facets ~ |
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Everybody enjoys a good ol' laugh!
For this page of the Scrapbook, I have turned my attentions toward mixing together what was once known separately as "Petz Blooper Pictures" and "Quotes" pages. You know, all that good ol' funny stuff?
This is a novelty page, to put it plainly. Please Enjoy! >^^<
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~ Quotes ~
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"Peanuts can fly if you drop them out of an airplane!"
Anita || July 31, 2008
[Believe it or not, this was actually part of a sane conversation!]
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"Squishing spaghetti stains.... Yes, yes, very fun indeed XD"
Anita || July 31, 2008
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"Stay! Stay! Stay I say! Stay means something kinda different than move. In fact, stay means something COMPLETELY different than move. Thank you."
Anita || July 23, 2008
[... In this case, dealing with a few temperamental curtains XD]
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"Oh Anita! Look at you! You're covered in DOTS!"
Katie || June 18, 2008
[This said as we were swimming in a REALLY cold lake]
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"Ahh! Stop stopping in my stopping place!"
Silver || May 31, 2008
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"EEP! My bobby pins! They are... They are... They are flyyyyyyying through the air! Yes sir, they are going places!! ...*brief pause*... Through the air!"
Anita || May 23, 2008
[...Right. Can you tell that I was having a crazy sorta day, here?]
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"Don't eat your crochet... it's not good for your stomach!"
Anita || May 23, 2008
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"That's cold, and wet, and very wet, and very not nice!!"
Jason || May 16, 2008
[This being said right after a sweaty waterbottle was placed on the back of his neck]
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"You know, I find it funny that the only bone that I've broken in my body (ever) is my eye socket. Who needs waxing? Just get hit by a baseball bat!"
Julie || May 1, 2008
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"Look! Look! I've made brownie-gramcracker paper! Yay!"
Shelly || April 9, 2008
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"Eww! I don't want to look like a stick of gum!"
Meliz || March 21, 2008
[Talking about choosing a shirt colour, rejecting neon green]
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"What kind of flake would you be if you were to be a flake? Snowflake? Corn-flake? Bran-flake? Coco-flake? Skin-flake? Fish-flake? Fake-flake? Flake-flake? ... It's an age old question. Nobody knows!"
Anita || March 9, 2008
[Spoken in a very sarcastic, british accented, almost falsely athoritative tone]
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"I think all the germs on my head, er-- hands are officially dead now!"
Anita || March 9, 2008
[... after using a little too much hand sanitizer]
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"My graph is kinda cool. It looks like a staircase that is completely horizontal."
Jason || January 9, 2007
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"Hey, come on now -- give me a break! I looked at this one problem for half-an-hour trying to figure it out... just looking at it though, and not actually trying."
Jason || November 30, 2007
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"I folded my book, not my brain!"
Zacorious || November 30, 2007
[...right. Seeing as you can't really do either, what's the bet this is fatigue talking?]
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"The last time I sharpened a pencil was... 18 years ago. That's how old schooled they are! And that's what mechanical pencils are for!"
Fejo || November 16, 2007
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"I love doing math without numbers! I hate numbers!"
Julie || November 13, 2007
[...becasuse that is what variables are for, like 'e' & pi]
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"Go and look in the songbook. All credible answers can be found in the songbook."
Malorie || November 9, 2007
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"Ah! Don't touch the funny bone!!! It hurts right now."
Kitzy || Octobre 30, 2007
[She broke her arm & really isn't happy about it]
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"I failed with flying colours!"
Silver || Octobre 11, 2007
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"Wait a minute! Let me get this straight -- you threw a ball up into the air and it didn't come down for five minutes? What were you doing? Playing baseball on the moon; or no -- that would be like Pluto gravity... You aren't by chance related to Superman are you?"
Jason || October 5, 2007
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"I love calculators and all the programs on them."
Jason || October 4, 2007
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"I had a dream I was in Germany last night. Then I woke up and I was sad."
Alister || October 2, 2007
[...because of course, he doesn't really live there XD]
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"Yes, the world has all these safety valves so that the universe can be saved from unsuspecting calc/trig students."
Julie || September 12, 2007
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"I'm taking pre-calculus this year and I can't count by 3's -- O.K. that's just sad!"
Jason || September 12, 2007
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"There is no other place but here that you can throw a toilet paper roll at the lot of us, and we'll take it as a compliment."
Richard || August 31, 2007
[There really isn't dirty joke behind this quote -- it's true!]
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"Ah! Katie, look! Your mouth is in the sky!"
Anita || August 19, 2007
[Talking about the same cut as in the quote below]
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"Ew Anita - look at this! My mouth is oozing sunscreen!"
Katie B. || August 2, 2007
[Talking about a 'mouth' shaped cut as we went swimming in a lake]
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"The ocean is cold, but my ice box is colder!"
Anita || July 30, 2007
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"It's the marines that did it to him... he has no neck anymore -- only muscles."
Jackie || May 30, 2007
[Her older brother is in the military]
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"Slur 16th notes? You want me to slur 16th notes? That's like slurring 8th notes... but faster!"
Alex || May 3, 2007
[A trombone player... how typical XD Being a percussionist, I hear the oddest things from brass players]
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"If you're going to hide my backpack, then you're going to suffer the gayness of holding my hand like lovers [to go and retrieve it]"
Jordie || April 23, 2007
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"Anita, I have a problem. My fish won't sleep. Do you know how to get them to close their eyes?"
Bunny || April 15, 2007
[Erm... yes. She's quite new to the whole "Owning an Aquarium" thing]
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"Is that your earring? It looks like a goober... but prettier. A pretty goober."
Shallyn || April 14, 2007
[My kitty is a theif, he stole my earring and put it in the mud ;-;]
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"You know what's ironic about that? The world is full of noisy librarians!"
Silver || February 8, 2007
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"You are the best trombone player that isn't a 'Miss' that we call a 'Miss' anyway..."
Alex || August 8, 2006
[talking about a male brass player who was acting whimpy]
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"Cheese, when melted, is like glue. I like glue, but I don't like to eat glue. I like to eat cheese."
Anita || July 7, 2006
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"This is really sad. I lost my only pencil... for the day. Now I'm going to have to write in blood and half way through the day, I'm going to end up feeling very dizzy."
Silver || June 2, 2006
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~ Conversations ~
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Wally: ... It's an Australian wine. One of my favourites!
Anita: *Takes a sip* Mm. Not bad :)
Bunny: Oh! Oh! Let me try! *Gulps down a sip*
Wally & Anita: ...
Bunny: *Face wrinkles* EWW -- THAT STUFF TASTES LIKE... LIKE... poision!!
Wally & Anita: *Both holding back laughter*
Bunny: OH GOSH!! Puh! Puh! Oh man! I'm goin' to be spitting this stuff out for a week! Yuck -- Oh man that's gross. Don't EVER let me drink that stuff again!
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Ashlie: Anita what is the secret to your bottomless kettle of Tea =D ??
Anita: *Glances into kettle* Hmmm.... well, a teaspoon of English charm, a pinch of pixi-dust, and... *Gives a wide cheesy grin*
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Anita: OoM-ShaboOmzee-TicKa-TiKCa-GWEEEEEEE-Cha-Cha-GWEEEEE-La.
Anita: Da, ya know? Da!
Anita: Eh? Eh?
Anita: *Sips tea like a lady of high decorum*
Millie: ...Good gravy! Anita, what was that all about?
Anita: *Nonchalantly* I don't know :)
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Emily: *Makes rasberry jam, boiling the fruit on the stove*
Emily: It looks like a volcano, doesn't it?
Anita: Emily!! What did I tell you about encouraging volcanos to errupt in the house!?
Emily: Awww -- you're spoiling my fun...
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Shelly: Oh Anita? Are you around?
Anita: Good heavens, no! I'm perfectly a-square, thank you!
Shelly: ... You sure you're not a-hexagon, then?
Anita: Mm. Yes, quite. *Sips tea*
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Overhead: Plushie autoclean will begin in 1 minute! Please pick up all of your plushies! Any plushies left on the floor will be erased!
ColoringBook: *picks up Anita xD*
ColoringBook: Plushie auto clean o.O
Anita: Whee!! ^^
Overhead: Plushie autoclean complete! Autoclean will begin in another 6 hours!
ColoringBook: *puts her back now* ^^
Anita: *Has been saved*
Anita: My hero! >^p^<
ColoringBook: *bows* Muy pleasure :-)
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Kiiyuko: O.O i think im going to cry...
Anita: Aye -- dear me! What happened, darling?
Kiiyuko: The page is not responding, I never got to save any of it I think...
Anita: Oh goodness! I know how that feels...
Kiiyuko: what was left of my web happy ness has just be cruched like a cockaroach on the wall >.>
Kiiyuko: Ohhh wait my hope may be found i think it saved some ^^
Anita: Yay! *Does a cheerleader routine =D
Kiiyuko: I hoped it save im checking if it did i will cheer with yah!!!
Anita: *Crosses fingers... or paws... or whatever I've got here* XD
Kiiyuko: xD ditto
Kiiyuko: RAWR dsl is slooow it make me nervous
Kiiyuko: Holy jesus FISH IT SAVED EVERYTHING!!!
Kiiyuko: *cheers and does cartwheels*
Anita: *Jawdrops, wheels around, joingin Kii*
Anita: *Giggles* ColoringBook must think we've gone mad!
ColoringBook: >.> i come back and im wondering wtf?
Anita: *Gives a cheesy smile* Oh nothing... ;)
Kiiyuko: *Grabs Anita's paws spinning and dancing*
Anita: *whirls around in circles with Kii, cheering at the top of lungs*
Kiiyuko: okok enough play i have to finnish before that happens again O.o
Anita: Mm. Yes. *Returns to sketching*
Kiiyuko: *coughs* xD We act like nothing happened
Anita: Hehe - no one will ever know ^^
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Anita: I simply must see this webbie when you are finished with it =D
Kiiyuko: If i finnish xD i never made one so im spazzing out
Anita: *Chuckles* It IS exciting, I must admit!
Kiiyuko: I think my hair might fall out from stress v-v
Anita: Don't worry -- I've got glue sticks XD
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Anita: Ah, washing day. Gee wiz, the bathroom looks so naked without the rugs/towels in it...
Emily: Oh, Heaven forbid that we have a naked bathroom! *Bites lip*
Anita: *Turns to look at Emily* ... Right.
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Jason: But WHY? Why did they invent that?
Julie: Because back then, people did math for FUN
Julie: They would... challange each other to math duels and stuff.
Jason: That sounds so nerdy!!
Sarah: What, and like, you're not?
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Julie: ... and those are ALL the rules to the game.
Jason: I... don't get it.
Julie: Ya know, not even some of the big-wigs on the team get it, Jason...
Sarah: Well, what about some of the little-wigs?
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Bunny: Quiz me! Come on, now!
Anita: Um... alright. Name something made out of wool.
Bunny: Sheep! *Looks proud-of-self*
Anita: *Smirks, holding back laughter*
Bunny: Er -- no... hang on a second...
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Blondy B: You know... it seems like all Spring Spots are ending today...
Blondy B: ... like Track and um....
Blondy B: ... Track?
Anita: Really?
Blondy B: Why yes! The whole world of spots was consumed by Track apparently.
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Zali: Kathryn? What is it with the broken jellybean dispenser you always have on your desk?
Daniel: *Picks machine up and inspects it*
Kathryn: Oh, when I was little, my mother used to give my sisters & I jellybeans.
Daniel: *Accidently drops the dispenser*
Kathryn: DANIEL!!
Daniel: Gosh, you are always so mad all the time... *teasingly* Here! Have some jellybeans!
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Alistar: Okay, I'd like to go back and shoot the buy that invented math...
Jason: Who said it was a guy?
Alistar: Yeah... if you could just give me his address, phone number, fax...
Julie: He's dead.
Alistar: Oh, okay, good.
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Julie: Do I EVER need to worry about negative money?
Jason: ... Not unless you're dead.
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Keizy: What time is it?
Fireworks: CHICKEN DANCE TIME XD
Anita: It's about 8 o'clock
Fireworks: Wait, no. It's peanut buttuh jelleh time!
Anita & Keizy: *Laughs*
Anita: I feel like I should be telling a story or somethin'
Keizy: Peanut buttah jelleh peanut buttah jelleh with a baseball bat
Fireworks: Peanut buttuh jelleh time xD
Keizy: We're just crazy right now ^^
Anita: Agreed.
Fireworks: Once upon a time, there was a girl and boy.. They fell in love.. The END. :D
Keizy: You forgot about the kids!
Fireworks: I'm such a great story teller. ;D
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Wally: I'm tired.
Anita: I'm sick.
Wally: I'm sick of being tired!
Anita: I'm tired of being sick!
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Julie: See!? It pays to pay attention!
Jason: But then you're loosing money because your PAYING attention!
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Natalia: *Squishes sandwhich*
Aja: Why are you squishing your lunch?
Natalia: I'm liquifying it; ya know, to make peanutbutter-and-jelly juice!
Aja: That's not healthy...
Shelly: *Springs up* Let me help you! Can I? Can I? Please!?
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Julie: You're late! They're waiting for you.
Zacorious: I'm not late. They are -- you see, he [his friend] sent me a text that said he was runnin' late. *Realizes what he just said* Um... not that I have a cell phone, I get telepathic messages...
Julie: *Has a look of pleasured dis-belief, as if about to burst out laughing*
Jason: *From the background* Right. I get telepathic messages all the time. Heheh.
Zacorious: *Turns around and gives Jason bad eye*
Julie: Well - either way, get outta here! *Shoo's Zacorious*
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Shelly: I'm hungry.
Aja: Do you want some string cheese?
Shelly: Um... sure -- even though I don't really like string cheese...
Aja: Well, then how about 1/2 a chip. I only have TWO left.
Shelly: Eww! That's even worse than the string cheese!
Aja: Yeah... especially considering that I ate them already...
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Jason: I love toothpicks! Hey, can you stick one toothpick through another toothpick without breaking the original toothpick?
Zacorious: *Blinks twice, somewhat confused*
Jason: What about if they were COLOURED toothpicks?
Zacorious: *Blink, Blink*
Jason: *waving hand in front of Zac's face* I said toothpicks!
Zacorious: O.K. - ya know what? I have a pencil that's way better than any one of your toothpicks!
Jason: ...
Jason: But, I love toothpicks!
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Jason: Ya know, I was looking at an English poster & started translating it into spanish in my head.
Julie: You know what my problem is? I've studied English, German, French, AND Italian... and I tend to mix them all together!
Jason: Oh wow -- that's impressive. I never knew that you knew 'Spangorman'!
Julie: *Eyeing Jason* Ya sure about that?
Jason: ... Or it could be 'Spanglarish' ...
Zacorious: Really?
Jason: Yes -- I like making up odd combinations!
Zacorious: What if Japanese were included, then?
Jason: 'Spanese.' *Awkward silence* Do you know how cool that would be!?
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Julie: Come on now, let's make this nice and round and simple.
Zacorious: *Is somewhat confused*
Julie: ...ya know? Just like the Egyptians used three for pi, and still built pyramids --
Jason: *Interupting* They made pyramids out of pie!? That's awesome!!
Zacorious: You know... sometimes I question your sanity. Even I understood that example!
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Katie (Zephix): *Runs off and makes hot chocolate* Anybody want some ^o^ ? I hope it isn't too hot for it where you are ^^''' *huggles everyone at PixiMyst*
Blackberry: *Raises hand wildly in the air* Oh, that sounds splended Katie. I'll help you make it! You know a bit of fresh fruit on the side never hurts =P
Bunny: Oh me too!
Rylee: Ooh! * takes hot chocolate gratefully and flashes a grin * Thanks, Katie n___n
Chelsea: *Patiently waits for Anita with a fresh batch of cookies*
Dannifluff: *snuggles mhy new PixiMyst show award* - eeee my stamps are up! Yay! *bakes a cake for Anita*
Grace: *ish dancing* I love snow! I hope it snows on Christmas this year in MI!
Bunny: *Dances in the snow* I can't wait for Christmas! *Needs to do some shopping*
Blackberry: Why shop when you can craft? People always love home-made gifts ^^
Anita: Hm... *Face lights up* Oh, what a splendid idea darling! *Runs to set up a whole table worth of crafting scraps -- ribbon, buttons, yarn, glue, buttons, stamps, candles, fabric, etc.* There now -- we can all enjoy a fiest & fest >^^< *Puts Dannifluff's cake on display next to Chelsea's cookies* I do believe that Thanksgiving is coming up for all my American visitors, yes?
Blackberry: Oooh, that's right. I forgot you were a crafter, too, Anita. =P *Happy sigh* Ah, and I bet PixiMyst holidays are always decorated with pixidust, too, eh? *Chuckles and twirls around in it*
Katie (Zephix): Heheh =P *Smiles warmly at everyone* Oh Blackberry! Fresh fruit -- What a wonderful idea =P It may not snow here in Virginia...but I lived in Maine all my life, and snow was plentiful =P
Grace: Who's up for green bean casserole? ME! *laughs crazily*
Anita: *Chuckles merrily* Alrighty then, darling! One green bean casserole coming right up! *Puts on apron and flys into the kitchen* >^.^<
Katie (Zephix): *Chuckles* I love greenbean casserole <3 And when Anita makes it -- It's 10 tims better =P
Beverly: *suddenly pops out of nowhere and gives everyone flowers* Hello everyone! ^-^
Dannifluff: Ooh, put some beer in the casserole, and baked beans, and pulses, and fried onions, celerey, parsnip, carrot and sweetcorn. And some herbs and veggie stock. And mustard and herb dumplings *drools*
Anita: Okie-dokey everyone -- who's ready for a meal? >^^;< *Comes out from the kitchen carrying stacks of plates* Grace, you asked first, so yours is first *places dish on the table* Enjoy =P ... And one for you, darling... *Places Katie's dish on the table with a thank you card on the side* And, Dannifluff gets the kitchen special! *Puts a colourful creation in front of Miss Danni* Everything you requested, plus a little wine on the side >^^;< And Beverly, honey, please join us! I've made one for you too! *Gives Bev a platter decorated with parsley* *Puts a vase filled only with water in the center of the table then puts the flower Beverly gave into it* Very pretty, darling, very pretty >^P^<
Bunny: *Adds my flower to the vase also* Yay!
Grace: *adds some butter to the vase* Thankies Anita! Isn't it beautiful? *sigh*
Miss Mermiguppy: *waves to everybody at the table* Okay if I join?
Grace: Hello! Anyone can join...*brings out cookies and milk to the newcomer* Have fun! :D This Thanksgiving was just chock-full of food for me this year. *sways back and forth with glee* But once again, my foot just had to fall asleep during serving time. Happens every year...*sigh...* *sudden yearning to go sprinkle Pixidust*
Rylee: I'll...join...if that's okay. Even if I already had my Thanksgiving o.O ( I'm Canadian..)
Anita: *Chuckles* Of course you can, darling! And Miss Mermiguppy also <3 What can I get you ladies to eat? Everything is home-made >^^<
Miss Mermiguppy: Some turkey and mashed potato's would be nice...
Grace: Corn bread too...? So warm and fluffy... My 2nd favorite food! (My 1st is Green Bean Casserole)
Anita: Aye - sure thing! *runs back into the kitchen again*
Bunny: *Finishes a carrot* Hm? Oh no you don't Anita! *Runs in the kitchen and drags Anita out, sits her down at the table and puts a napkin in her lap* Oooh no! You've done enough hard work for one day -- now you get to relax! Let me do the cooking! *runs into the kitchen to pick up where Anita left off*
Blackberry: *Blinks*
Anita:*Blushes and chuckles a bit* I hope everyone cares for carrots... because if you don't like them, you will by the time you are finished eating Bunny's cooking >^^;<
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Shelly: This is madness! This is INSANE! This is... This is...
Aja: *Matter-of-factly* This is chemistry.
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Katie: We can always hope.
Anita: *Crosses fingers, which makes it kind of hard to use the stylus... hence drawing a really wacky line in Photoshop... laughs, tries to uncross fingers (with some difficulty), and then errases the rather erratic looking line* Ha ha! Yes
Katie: You make me laugh, hon!
Anita: *Sighs contently* Yes, yes - I know.
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Elizabeth: Only 208 people on the raster. That's the smallest group we've had for a long time!
Bella: Oh wow! 208? That's a big big record! ... Mama? Is that bigger than 20?
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Shelly: *Frowns* Ah -- too much work, not enough update time!
Shallyn: I don't like that frown. Turn it upside down and make a crown! Like, now would be good.
Shelly: *Cocks head in curiosity* That's a new one...
Aja: I think she's telling you to smile, in an awkward... sort of stupid way.
Shallyn: XD
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Anita: *Forces wine down Katie's throat* That'll make the worl' go roun' !!
Katie: Did you drink some yourself? Your speech sounds a little slurred.*succumbs to wine going down throat.*
Anita: *Laughs histerically*
Katie: I thought so. You are WAY too easy to please!
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Asni: Wanna know whats exciting?
Chase: Aww! Darn! I have no more cookies to give :(
Asni: Well, yes... but no. That's not it.
Naramune: *Gives Chase a cookie* ^^
Cobalt: *Give Chase a cookie also*
Asni: *Thows hat in and also hands Chase a cookie* =D
Cobalt: COOKEH FIGHT! :o
Anita: *Hides behind a tree*
Cobalt: Shoot... My cookies aren't done >:
Cobalt: *Throughs invisible pies*
Chase: *Gives Anita a cookie* ^^
Anita: Aww - thank you, darling!
Naramune: *Gives Anita a cookie also* ;)
Anita: *Smiles warmly and munches on cookie*
Naramune: *Smiles back with a wink*
Asni: *Is coughing a lot*
Anita: *Gives Asni some orange juice*
Asni: yaaaaay~ thankies!
Naramune: So, Asni, what was it that you were talking about (that was so exciting)?
Asni: Umm... I don't know. I forgot XD
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Rylee: Heya ^_^ Just dropped by to say hi—Piximyst still looks wonderful. Guess who's birthday is this wekeend? * innocently points to herself * October 27 ^o^
Alexandra: ACK, I haven't been here in forever >_< The site still looks fabulous, Anita ;) *Squishes you with hugs*
Anita: Ah, good to see you again, hon! <33 *Gathers Alex, Dannifluff, & Katie and ushers them y'all back behind a curtain* Here, put these on! *Gives uniforms & and a selection of musical intstruments*
Anita: *Puts on drum-major hat / uniform & blows into a whistle, then parades out from behind the curtain conducting the marching band that follows playing a catchy tune*
Anita: *Leads the massive band (w/Alex & Co.) in a wide circle around Rylee* Darling, it's your special day -- so let us celebrate! Ready everyone? *Conducts while the band plays "Happy Birthday" *
Alexandra: WOOH, Imma ready! *plays the bass drum*
Dannifluff: *ting* I've got the triangle *ting ting*
Blackberry: Hoorah for percussion! I'm on cymbals! *CRASH*
Rylee: I'm still so envious of this site ;_; Awww <33 n_n * feels so special *
Anita: *Envelops Rylee in a huge, warm huggle* Aww - well, you deserve it, honey! *Sends a "Thank you" flower to Dannifluff, Alex, & Blackberry* And you guys are awesome! Excellent sound quality! =P
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Jason: *Is playing games on graphing calculator*
Julie: Am I in need of whiping your [calculator] memory?
Zacorious: No, my brain does that naturally.
Jason: Besides, I can get it all back, anyway.
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Anita: *Hides a clover in Katie's shoe*
Katie: Aww you're so sweet :)
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Kitzy: *Stretches awkwardly*
Blue: *Takes her chance and tickles Kitzy!* :D
Kitzy: *Howls with laughter* S-s-stop it!
Blue: Or you'll do what? Tickle me back? :P
Kitzy: *Explooooooodes*
Anita: Oh my! *Runs to pick up all the pieces*
Blue: Ohnoes! O.O
Anita: Anybody have any glue?
Blue: I do, I do! -holds out a gluestick-
Kitzy: *Wishes to be put back together*
Anita: Hmmm... This could get messy :-\ *Works on the hands* Oi, Just like a puzzle!
Kitzy: Do the border first. ;)
Blue: *Takes some pieces that obviously don't fit and starts smashing them together on the table* Why.... won't.... you.... go....?!?
Anita: Dear me! Kitzy -- speak to me! *puts together mouth*
Kitzy: *Sticks tongue sticks out of the mouth* =P
Anita: EEP! *Drops Kitzy's mouth*
Blue: She doesn't have vocal cords again yet! Gotta put his neck together first!
Anita: Oh, good point. :)
Blue: *Continues trying to force her pieces of Kitzy together* Fit, you! D:
Anita: Don't worry, Kitzy -- we'll eventually finish. *Starts working REALLY fast then collapses in a heap*
Anita: Wowie - 3D puzzles are harder than they look!
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Katie: *Gives Anita some freshly baked, poppy seed muffins*
Anita: Yay! Oh, Katie -- you know me too well <3
Katie: Best frends do ^^
Bunny: Hey, I like poppy seed muffins too! Can I have a bite? Please? *Puppy eyes*
Anita: *Gives Bunny a muffin* Katie's cooking is ALWAYS superb, wouldn't you say?
Bunny: *Munches on muffin* Um-hm! Yummy <3 You should really try some, Wally!
Wally: I can't
Bunny: Why not?
Wally: Because of the poppy seeds. I'm not supposed to eat them.
Bunny: Well... just take the poppy seeds out then.
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Rylee: Oh, and I forgot--* hugsicles Anita and presents to her some freshly baked bread * ^o^
Anita: Yay! Oh Rylee -- how did you know, hon? Bread is my favorite, especially when it's fresh! Even the smell is *munches on slice* Yummy <333
Rylee: I just had a hunch :3 Enjoy! ^o^ * more hugsicles for Anita * <33
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Dannifluff: Ooh, my birthday is 13th September (born on a friday, muwahahaha), for the birthday list xx
Bunny: -le gasp- So was I! :D Mine is October 9, but I'm on the list already ^^
Anita: All added! >^^< I'll announce it officially next time I update *runs to go work on reviews*
Dannifluff: Ooh yay, I'm in the birthday club!
Sarah: Anita~ *cough*mybirthdayisthe23rdoctober*cough* :D
Rylee: :P Lol, wowzers, my birthday is just 4 days before mine X.X Mine is October 27.
Rylee: OOPS. " 4 days before mine." * blushes * I ment Sarah's =S
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Dannifluff: Just got back from Egypt, thought I'd pop in a give *hugs* - Site still looking smexxy as Anita. *strokes the pixi-pup*
Anita: Dannifluff!! *SQUEAL* Ah, welcome back darling -- you simply must tell me all about it <33
Dannifluff: It was fantastico - we're gonna do a tour with some guy who gave me a scarab and offered to show me all of Egypt if I go back.... I've invited everyone along, bring sunglasses! >^o^<
Anita: Wow Danni! That's awesome *grabs sunglasses* >^.~<
Dannifluff: Make sure you bring the pixi-pup he'll love it too *steals pixi-pup and possibly Prism who is incredibly cute - nice trade!* lol
Anita: Ah, most certainly! Oh my... but which one to take? *watches all the lil' pixi-pups playing amidst the flowers, or as Prism says - "Fleurs" *
Dannifluff: Lets take them all! The more the merrier >^o^<
Katie (Zephix): *Grabs a white pair of sunglasses* Egypt =P I've always wanted to go there!
Stain: Ohhh....I wanna come! *grabs her white rimmed sunglasses and jumps in on the welcome wagon* x3
Dannifluff: Yay we have a big motley crew of egypt lovers! And after that I think we should all go to Japan with Rylee >^o^<
Anita: *Giggles* Yes, of course! Then we should swing around to Guyana -- I have family there >^D^<
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Rylee:* Smiles gratefully at get-well card * I'm feeling a bit better now...anyone up for a picnic?
Beverly: I would love to Rylee! ^-^ If I wasn't so busy I could get ya'll a nice icecream o_o;
Amber: Yay! A picnic! Wowness, Bev i haven't seen you around for a couple of days! To busy
Katie (Zephix): *sits down at picnic and eats a peach* Mmmmm......<33 Anita you must join us...this picnic is marvelous ^^
Anita: *Joins picnic in a yellow/white sundress* Hmm - tea anyone? Or berries in cream?
Rylee: Yurp, I lurve picnics <3
Rylee: Ooh, tea! Me, please! I lubb tea ^_^ <333
Katie (Zephix): Ah tea for me hun! ^^ Anita you make the most brilliant tea :)
Anita: *Pours tea fresh from the kettle & melts happily*
Stain: Ah thank you Anita *sits down neatly by the picnic* May I join?
Amber: Sure, anyone can *drinks tea, then realizes it's Beverly's* whoops sorry Bev ^^' *hides behind a tree*
Rylee: * hands everyone tea * Anyone want strawberries? XD
Stain: Thank you Rylee darling *smiles broadly* No strawberries for me, just a dash of sugar.
Rylee: Alright, then =D
Katie (Zephix): *takes a handful of fresh strawberries* Ah these are deliciouse! Where did ya get these amazing things from? ^^ *dips one in sugar* mmm...how nice *smiles thoughtfully to all of my friends* Glad you all could be here ^^
Stain: *Picks up a rather plump berry and sprinkles a pinch of sugar on it* Yes, these are extravagant. I must know where you got them from!
Anita: PixiMyst is a very lush enviornment -- they grow naturally
Blackberry: And, I'm sure all the pixidust has something to do with it, yes? n_n Hi Anita <3 Just decided to see how things are going! I see you've got your hands full (as always) *enjoys a pomegranate*
Rylee: Hmm...* passes around some blueberries * Nice day, isn't it? =D
Stain: *takes a handful and munches contently* Yes, I suppose you have a secret garden full of large pixidust grown berries. Well, they're Magic's Best!
Rylee: :) * sprinkles some brown sugar on the blueberries * XDD Ah, now for the delicious watermelon.
Bunny: Ooo I was just waiting for someone to bring that up! Yummers! Second best only to carrots *wink*
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Katie (Zephix): *Achoo* *Sniff* Doing amazinkly as usual Anita dear =P Sorry I haven't been here in a few days..I've been sick *achoo* *cough* Well I should be up and talkink again soon! I would hug you, but I don't want to get you sick like me hun! <3<3
Anita: Aye me! *sits Katie down by the fire with a warm blanket and a bowl of homemade soup* Get well soon darling! <333
Katie (Zephix): *Smothers Anita in the biggest and longest huggle ever to be given* I'm feeling better now, I think your Blanket and soup helped! *Gives a thoughtful Thank you card* Thanks much hun!
Rylee: :D Noness! * joins Katie in the biggest huggle ever givenness *
Katie (Zephix): *lets Rylee in the biggest huggle ever given* Aw I love you guys <33
Alexandra: *joins big hug* Me too, Katie! Me too!!! Me tooooo!!
Anita: *Feels loved from the middle of the hug* He he - I'm at a loss for words :P
Beverly: Hey, what about moi? *Joins everyone in a big hug ever given to Anita*
Rylee: Lol ^^ Oh, wowness, Anita, you're surrounded by 4 people wanted hugs--what's to do?
Anita: Hmm... Rylee's got me thinkin' Hmm... *sneaks off to PSP and cooks up a lil' surprise* ;)
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Anita: *Giggles and wraps Beverly up in a nice warm hug*
Beverly: *Curls up and snorres in Anita's warm hug*
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Katie (Zephix): Hehe *rings Anita's doorbell while putting a basket of home made fudge at her doorstep, and prancing away* (tag reads:: To: Anita From: Someone)
Tina: >_> *grabs a piece of fudge and runs away really quick*
Anita: *Runs to open door and finds the basket of fudge with one missing, looks around blushing and smiles sweetly, then strolls back inside feeling inspired*
Anita: *Re-emerges some time later wearing a sundress/hat, and carrying a picnic basket/blanket/umbrella (oi - what a bundle), then sets up next to fence* Anyone care to join? Fresh picked berries!
Rylee: Oooh, me, MENESS! * hops beside Anita *
Katie (Zephix): Hehe *hops on the other side of Anita* Lovely picnic food you have here! *gracefully takes an apple and tastes it* Mmmhmm...Yemmers :)
Rylee: Ooh strawberries! * taste test on everything * This is wonderful, Anita ^o^ More huggleness for Anita! * smothers in a hugsicle *
Rylee: Wait...I have some blueberries to bring to the picnic, tooness! <33 * more hugsicle *
Anita: *Has been smothered in a hugsicle* Aye, Darlings! I am feeling quite inspired to create a picnic-themed graphic maker for Carnival now *giggles*
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Anita: Carousel horses are supposed to go up and down, not side to side. I think yours is broken.
Aja: Oh my... you're right, Anita.
Bunny: Aww, my poor pony! What ever shall I do?
Bunny: ...Wait! I know! Maybe we should call the "Wooden Vet" over.
Aja: Him? *pointing to a wooden man build on to the ride*
Bunny: Yes, that's the one.
Anita: Oh hon, do you know how old he is? He's so old, he's got a cracked foot...
Bunny: Well, obviously he needs a doctor, too!
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Shallyn: I was working with my camaras yesterday, two of which had no lead in them.
Olivia: You use lead in your camaras?
Shallyn: Yes. No! I... mean... [laughing] I, I... no. I use film!
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Shelly: What??? I very much resent that! What's a blond to do? You're such an Aja!
Aja: Well, you're a Shelly! And that's much worse than any Aja that ever walked the Earth!
Shelly: What if we Shellies don't walk?
Aja: Oh, you have ways...
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Anita: You should listen to Porgy and Bess, Katie. I am completely in love with it!
Katie: ...Really now?
Anita: Really :P
Katie: You're in love with a new piece of classical music every week! XD
Anita: The music is by Gershwin --
Katie: GERSHWIN?! Oh, now that's different!!! *squeels with joy*
Katie: So, what is it about, this "Porgy and Bess"?
Anita: ...Porgy...
Anita: ...and Bess. XD
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Bunny: Hey look, Anita! I found a lucky penny!
Anita: Oh? And what makes it so special?
Bunny: Well, first of all, it's lucky... not special.
Anita: ... Alright then, what makes it so "lucky"?
Bunny: Well, for one thing, it has the letters L-U-C-K-Y written on the front.
Anita: [takes the object and inspects it]
Bunny: And I think it's copper, and --
Anita: Bunny, hon --
Bunny: ...yes?
Anita: This isn't a penny, this is a dog tag! XD
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~ Petz Faux Pas ~
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oOoOoOOH! That's COLD!
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News Flash: Beached Whale; Puppy-faced!
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Now, wait one moment!
You said you wanted... what again? Oh, that's right!
*Picks up phone* Hello, Lenscrafters?
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I feel... woozy
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It was a dark and stormy night,
and he planned his revenge out of spite...
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You know you're a petz maniac when...
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I should totally send this to all petz spammers out there XD
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*Poke*
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Poor Yin (dogz on the left)...
And we wonder why she suffers from terrible headaches!
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Could it be from the influence of the father-figure?
(Yin & Charlie are one of the original PixiMyst couples <3)
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Oh Lawd!
I must really be "out of shape"
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Now that's just scary...
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Beware of omniscient hats, they see all!
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Well now, I know that hearing problems come with age...
But, there's no reason to pull your ear off over it!
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And I huff, and I puff
And I... try and lick my nose wif my tongue
And... I'm not having much luck.
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Slippery Face: (n.) A term for what happens when your eyes droop too much.
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And Now For Today's Lesson:
Never be a big mouth; it isn't very good for your face.
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Like, duh!
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*crunch* mrhryum... Oh you should try this!
"Roast Wings a la Flying Fox"
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Would this be the appropriate time to call him "Four Eyes"?
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And Now For Today's Lesson:
Never love the bath any more than a dogz would;
If you get soap in your eye -- POP --
Hey Sonwa, where is your eye?
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Balancing a hat on your eye is not as easy as it looks...
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You see, I had this terrible itch on my back;
And then an earthquake took me by surprise!
(I didn't even see it coming -- go figure)
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If you try hard enough,
you really can look like a boomerang!
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Eh?
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Holy Dog! You've got S-P-O-T-S!
(*le gasp*)
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AAAAAAAA!!!
What happened to my eyes?
They've turned rainbow!
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Erm... yeah.
Anyone want a free pinata?
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New yoga move? >O_o<
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OoOo I know the answer!!!
Teacher, teacher -- pick me! PICK ME!
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Down girl. Good dog!
Now, play "confused" for me.
Well now, that's not half bad!
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Beware! It's the long arm of the petz!
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Goodness! Who's who? Are you me, or am I you?
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You mean I have to KISS him???
*Wuvy melts*
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"I love you Wuvy! I wub you so much!
And I'm going to sing it until my tongue falls out in the shape of a heart!
(Even though your're not paying attention to me…)"
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Nevermind a double chin,
make this the next big fashion statement:
The Double Header
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Chicken Bone?
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And for my next trick,
I will perform: "The Great Levitating Boomerang"
(Hold your applause, please)
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I shall never make fun of Hunchbacks again...
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Note to Self:
Never prentend you are a mountian goat if you have a fear of heights...
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Ha - I got cha!
And, there's nothin' you can do about it!
(Men rule this world!)
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It's what you call a "Triangle Head"
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Hey - give me that!
I'm king and I should be able to choose who I want!
(Nevermind that it's a wonder my crown is still on my head at this angle)
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Oh my gosh!!!
I don't think I ever realised this before,
but I've got a foot! (Wow...)
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I don't care what anyone says,
I am a cat!
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Dana's impression of a fur rug...
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Well, well, well...
Looks like someone has been spending too much time
in the chat room :P
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*Huskalin looks in the mirror*
Now there - what did I tell you would happen
if you got in the way when I was watering the garden?
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Mabey I should seek medical assistance...
This slippery face just doesn't work for me!
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Ah -- sweet, sweet revenge!
(Ladies rule this world!)
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